Quotes from the Bar

The first “quotes from the bar”, a series of random statements made by strangers or friends, taken completely out of context. I mean it’s pretty straightforward. To inspire you, embarrass you, or just make you laugh.

“I could knock T-Pain out of the park”

“Yeah I never really talk about him with anyone so it’s honestly weird that I’m talking about him with you”

“I don’t like the light it makes me ugly”

“I’d go to a baseball game drunk if it was for charity”

“You fuck with hunger games?”




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